Hey! This is exciting, I promise!

Ha, I'm just kidding. Hello! I'm H. J. Eisele, Senior Box Correspondent. I am here to bring you weekly boxes. Some may be more interesting than others. I shall be pointing out the pros and cons of each box. So, without further ado, let us begin!

This is a cake or pastry box! This box is simple and elegant. As you can see, it comes pre-assembled, and all you have to do is inconvenience yourself long enough to place something into the box! Now, unfortunately, the lovely bow you see in the picture does not come pre-assembled onto the box, so if you're an idiot like myself, you're going to want someone else to put the bow on the box, because otherwise you're going to show up at a formal occasion with a box with some food inside, and what a horrible crisis it would be that you don't have a bow on the top of the box.

So that's about all I can think of about this piece of shit lovely box. And now, I'm going to be off to a magical land where I'm going to ride mystical unicorns bed because I am not a nocturnal owl, and I also have a social life outside of writing about boxes. 

Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.