About the Site

In case you weren't aware, this horrible cesspool is Camels and Techno Music. I strongly advice you to leave while you still can. However, if you intend to stick it out (or are some messed-up masochist), you can find lewd anecdotes pornography travel recommendations retarded strikethroughs the ramblings of our terrible minds.

Camels is written by Mason Turner, the horrible man-beast that writes the main content of the site, and Dr. Hamilton J. Eisele III, M.D., who happens to have a thing for boxes. He's all about the rigid edge.
So if you still want to put yourself through this hell, you can start at the beginning or go back to the homestead. Enjoy, and try not to go insane (schizophrenics make a terrible audience).