The new 'Hamster-wheel' theory provides an explanation for life cycles, creation and destruction, and other things as "a hamster wheel spinning through eternity." Many people have already embraced this belief, going as far as to create a church for these new 'hamster-gods' and, in more severe cases, sacrificing human blood for their new deities.
However, many skeptics, including the Catholic church, continue to ridicule the new idea, claiming it is 'blasphemous, slanderous, and grounds for an inquisition.' The Pope has already confirmed three dates on it's Hamster Inquisition tour, including France, England, and Spain. Many people, however, believe this is unfair and are taking action against it.
"It's just not right," Steven McBalmy, 32, says. "We have a right to believe whatever we choose, and if some of our beliefs are unorthodox, so what? Didn't Catholics used to get murdered in the streets?" Steven has taken action by creating LOLcats against Catholics, a not-for-profit organization that allows people to sit on their ass and put captions on cat pictures as an act of protest. Vatican spokesperson had this to say about the movement: "It is ridiculous that people think they can stop the Inquisition with cat pictures. Terrible grammar will not protect you from hangings."
More news as it develops.
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