Sheep and their diabolical plot to take over the world

At least in my social circle, everyone I know loves sheep. They are soft, white balls of fluff that make funny noises and are mildly entertaining to look at. What most people don't know, however, is that sheep are actually planning to take over the world. It's sad but true. Because I too used to be a lover of sheep.

However, now that I have discovered their horrible plan to disrupt the world as we know it, I have boycotted sheep. And you should too.

Some of you may be wondering what their evil scheme is. "Where should we hide when the sheep attack?" "What is the army's contingency plan?" "Sheep don't know how to fly planes, right?" "Is it normal for grown men to walk around town wearing nothing but women's lingerie?" (no it's not, and you should stop it) And do not fear, for I shall tell you everything you know for avoiding these rabid, society-hating sheep.

1. Have an escape plan: It seems simple, but some of you may not realize the need for a rehearsed, concise escape plan for when the sheep finally attack.
   
2. Keep a weapon on-hand: Many of you may already have some sort of weapon for preventing burglaries and other crimes, and make sure you bring that weapon with you when the sheepocalypse occurs. I recommend a shotgun if you can afford it, and a broadsword or katana for those of you who prefer up-close and brutal defense against the sheep.
   
3. Do not rely on anyone but yourself: The armed forces are not aware of this sheep attack. They may never be. Do not expect their help.

Of course, I wouldn't tell you any of this without knowing the sheep's plan. However, I am not entitled to tell you. Just know that when the time comes, you should be ready. I know I will.