About the Authors

	Mason Turner Nobody is quite sure what this shy creature does during the day, besides sleeping, eating, and being annoying. Can often be seen scaring school children or pestering police officers when not lurking the internets. Mason on Twitter
Jake Eisele Yet another elusive beast that rarely emerges from it's cave to stalk the earth. Jake is a savant in boxes, often making love to them for hours on end or otherwise alluding to them in his lewd poetry. His favorite pastimes are stalking, pillaging, and singing Jake on Twitter